Bart Gets Hit by a Car

Used hyperbolically to emphasize extreme distance, physical or otherwise. The exaggeration is the point, so the literal measurement is irrelevant.

Used to describe profiting heavily, often from a situation that is unfortunate or morally ambiguous. The implication is opportunism rather than honest earning.

A vivid threat formula used to assert total dominance over an opponent. The simile signals that the speaker sees the other person as disposable and weak.

Used here as theatrical persuasion, inviting someone to imagine a wealthy lifestyle in order to sway a decision. The elevated register of 'opulencia' in an otherwise casual sentence creates the comic/theatrical effect.