Ten Thousand Things

Literally 'a good match/game', but in social contexts it means someone who is considered a desirable romantic partner, usually implying they have admirable qualities or status. The sporting metaphor is not transparent to learners.

Vaya followed by a noun is a fixed exclamatory structure used to express irony, sarcasm, or genuine surprise. The tone here is sarcastic understatement. By itself, vaya simply means 'well' or 'go', so the construction's ironic punch is not obvious.

This expression is excluded per the slang test: 'bear fruit' exists identically in English, so the meaning is immediately transparent to an English-speaking learner.