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Fixed ironic expression applied to someone who is being particularly gloomy or pessimistic. The literal meaning, 'the joy of the vegetable garden', underscores the sarcasm.

Used to dismiss what someone just said, either because it seems absurd, obvious, or annoying. Not aggressive; carries mild exasperation or disbelief.

Literally 'to nail'. In everyday use, te clavan means they charge you far too much for something. Common complaint about tourist spots, cafés, or shops.

From espabilar. Used to tell someone to stop dawdling, wake up, or get their act together. Can be firm or friendly depending on tone. Very common in everyday directives.

Extremely common informal verb expressing enthusiasm or approval. Me mola = I really like it / I'm into it. Rarely used in formal contexts.

Used when something, speech, writing, or a situation, is so confusing or chaotic it makes no sense. Can be affectionate or exasperated in tone.

Fixed reflexive expression emphasising self-sufficiency, often said with confidence or a touch of bravado. Me basto y me sobro = I can handle it perfectly well by myself.

Emphatic version of 'no tengo ni idea'. The intensifier puta makes it considerably stronger and more informal. Common in candid, unguarded speech.

Idiomatic expression. Literally 'to lay one's bones in'. Implies ending up somewhere, often unwillingly or as a consequence of one's actions.